Inkcap; Gathering Mushrooms

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The second part of the short story P. O. Box 136 is now up here. More to come!

You’ve noticed there’s an election coming up, right? Thought you might have done. You might be quite excited by it by now, especially if you’ve been following the polls. You might spend you days avidly watching the BBC Live Election Feed, and spend your nights poring over the hoards of leaflets stuffed [...]

So, one week on from the start of the One Week Real Ale Diet, and you must all be wondering how it went, eh? Well, both better and worse than expected!
You will be pleased to hear that by day 4 of the diet I had long since passed my target of losing 10lbs, and [...]

One day into the One Week Real Ale Diet, and I thought I’d let you know how it’s going so far. Don’t worry, I won’t be doing daily digests (haha!). So; a diet consisting only of nutritionally-sound real ale, black sugarless coffee to ease those mornings, and water for when I don’t want [...]

The Problem:
We all know how it goes. You’re just back from your Christmas holiday, Easter break, trip abroad, tour of Italy, and whilst you’re feeling great you’ve spent a week away from those scales, and you get back on them to your horror. In my case, it was a week at home, [...]

The real problems began when I started to fry the paint. Not that things were going great before this point, but a little sensible intervention would have set events on a less destructive course. Once the paint-frying started, I’d put too much effort in to turn back. The paint-frying was the fulcrum [...]