Inkcap; Gathering Mushrooms


Spore-adic writing in the gloaming

Archive for January, 2010

LyricBlog – How Much Is That Doggie?

It really does break my heart that Patti Page has been waiting since 1952 for an answer to her famous question, How much is that doggie in the window? If we ignore the fact that that original dog she saw has probably popped its paws by now, we can finally answer her rather straightforward question. [...]

January 25th, 2010
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LyricBlog – Which Came First; the Chicken Nugget or the Egg McMuffin?

I’ve always been a little bit male when it comes to communicating with people. If someone presents me with a problem, I’d much prefer to offer a solution than sympathy. Especially if they ask a question. Why on earth would one leave a question unanswered? Even some rhetorical questions really do need an answer (“What’s [...]

January 13th, 2010
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